That feeling of helplessness when you know you still have at least another hour left in a pair of uncomfortable shoes is so depressing.

posted : Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

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A mandate or an actual date. Wait. They’re the same thing.

posted : Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

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I love it when bus drivers wave at each other.

posted : Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

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I have said this so much lately but Snoop is so calm when he raps. He’s such a natural.

posted : Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

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I have bigger blisters on my feet, than the size of my actual feet.

posted : Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

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So happy Dr Death was found guilty.

posted : Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

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I miss Four Year Strong.

posted : Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

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Miley goes through guys like money flying out the hand. If it’s at the speed it flies out of my hand I guess she doesn’t go through many.

posted : Monday, June 28th, 2010

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I’m going to pick up my husband like a good housewife and convince her to come get delicious coffee with me.

posted : Monday, June 28th, 2010

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Me: “I wish I could just yell that I wanted large fries and they’d just be here” Lauren: “So, basically you want to live in a drive-thru?”

posted : Monday, June 28th, 2010

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