June 2010
25 posts
I have said this so much lately but Snoop is so calm when he raps. He’s such a natural.
I love it when bus drivers wave at each other.
I have bigger blisters on my feet, than the size of my actual feet.
A mandate or an actual date. Wait. They’re the same thing.
So happy Dr Death was found guilty.
That feeling of helplessness when you know you still have at least another hour left in a pair of uncomfortable shoes is so depressing.
I miss Four Year Strong.
I’m going to pick up my husband like a good housewife and convince her to come get delicious coffee with me.
Me: “I wish I could just yell that I wanted large fries and they’d just be here” Lauren: “So, basically you want to live in a drive-thru?”
Miley goes through guys like money flying out the hand. If it’s at the speed it flies out of my hand I guess she doesn’t go through many.
Love episodes of Neighbours on fb statuses: “i love u n u love me but i dnt like being hurt but id rather be hurt by u then not have u”.
This Stan Walker: http://stanwalkermusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Stan_W_TMN_FullP.jpg
That’s an actual status update of a girl I went to school with. I just read her whole page out to Lauren and she agrees: Neighbours.
It’s nearly three. I guess I should shower and clean the house. Then perhaps I’ll make a trip to Spotlight. I WILL learn to knit.
To win back some youth points, I was totally rapping Snoop Dogg last night.
I need to find something to be good at. Because I feel like being good at writing stupid blogs about the media for uni isn’t ‘good’.
More: “i win! i win and u lose at ur stupid lil fucked up imature game! grow up u pathetic feral bracer face fat ugly no fashion taste cow”
“HE USED TO BE SO ATTRACTIVE. THEN HE CUT HIS HAIR OFF. AND NOW HE LOOKS LIKE STAN WALKER”
Lauren and I are being Respectable Humans today.
Get the results for an essay worth 60% back on Wed. In the words of the wise Eminem, success is my only motherfucking option - failure’s not
Oh god. Lauren and I are so old. There are small children. We’re being judged for being like… 80.
Cute boyfriend is cute.
He wasn’t actually twitterin’ at his bros either. Disappointed.
Brother thinks he’s gangster
Lauren and I are singing When You Say Nothing At All in the Creed man’s voice.
January 2010
18 posts
I have no where to live in Brisbane. I’m screwed. I honestly have to find something now or not do uni.
“We should both go to the sushi place AND Movieworld and fulfill both our ~desires”
Betty, won’t you - oh fuck it.
Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes RT @gomerch: RT your favorite FOB song of all time, I’ll choose a winner randomly
I find it funny that everyone is kissing SupJustins ass. He writes some cool stuff, and he writes a lot of lies. Not hatin’, just the truth.
Just voted for @WASHINGTONx @redridersmusic and @kisschasyband in Triple J’s Hottest 100
“hi my names emily im 12 n i wantd n australian frin cuz my fave country even tho i live in usa and u lookd kool”
Is Postman Pats kid a boy or girl?
http://twitpic.com/wkrgq - Barney got busted on my Nanna’s bed…
My timeline is filled with a whole page of @shuffleculture and @nabii talking about how to break in shoes haha
Arthur is still totally one of my favourite shows.
They’re so cute omg
Can I just marry the whole cast of HP?
I want Red Riders to play for my 18th but I’m scared of even asking because I know it’ll be way too expensive for me to afford.
I’m really sick :( but not sick enough to stop tweeting apparently.
Wish that hairdressers were open on Sundays. Tempted to just drive in and get it cut right now. Hm.
December 2009
81 posts
Mmmm. Fast Ed<3
I told you all that Tyson checked out the waiter and Nick got jealous. Total lovers tiff. No one believed me. Til now, obv.
http://twitpic.com/w50nm - LOL
I stole Brees Dora The Explorer watch.
How dare I assume that McCafe serves caramel latte frappes. What the hell was I thinking being so stupid even though the sign says they do
It’s raining. I’m tired. I have to drive home. Boo.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
http://twitpic.com/w0onk - New Years with a Tigger cup, yeah
Drowning in da river da Nile